motherfucking prince of the blood

If anything, Citoyen, you are a swine - a hog being fattened up for the slaughter. And, once the season for slaughtering comes - the People will dine on your roasted flesh.

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 02:32:09 -0400

Oooh, I’m shaking in my ever-so stylish shoes

Citoyen, I can no more do that, than I can declare myself to be in support of your hereditary tyranny. You are a Citoyen of France - and that is all you are qualified to be addressed as.

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:56:07 -0400

Republican swine!

That, Citoyen, is not our style. We have modesty and virtue - something that you and your family are sadly lacking in. We do "lighten up" upon occasion - but not in the disgraceful, extravagant, debaucherous way that you do.

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:51:33 -0400

Citoyen? How dare you, I am a Prince of the Blood, you will address me as such!

I see you've returned. Having fun in Paris again, were you?

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:50:59 -0400

Still seeing to business, brother. How was your birthday?

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:45:28 -0400

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...:

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

I did not ever buy that hideous necklace! Why must everyone still persist in saying I did? It was designed for that DuBarry creature, and I always considered it utterly vulgar and terrible, and refused to have anything to do with it…

Or they could not harass me about anything,

It has been far too long since we last saw you, and you’ve missed your brother’s birthday!

yes, yes, I know. I’ve been…. busy. I’m sure it was great though, if you planned it

Too busy to see your own brother on his birthday?

It was a great day. We spent it with the children, just as he wanted, and he absolutely loved his gift.

Yes, well, I see him all the time, so… He’d understand. Either either way, he’d rather be with you and the kids than me, so it all worked out.

Well if you insist. We’ll be heading back to Versailles soon by the way, will you and your family be joining us?

The comtesse is already there, and I’ll be swinging by at the end of the week!

Wonderful, the children will be excited to see their cousins again and of course we’re looking forward to seeing you as well.

Of course! How are the children? Well, I hope

What, in any way, qualified you to be the leader of the country that you so willingly abandoned in the Revolution? You returned France to a tyranny - and for that, I can never forgive you. We Republican students thrashed your troops in 1830, and I say we can damn well do it again. And we will not rest until your head, and those of your family, is on a pike.

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:44:37 -0400

*exaggerated eye roll*

This is the problem with you ‘Republican students’. You’re all violence and rage. Lighten up! Drink some champagne, have a party!

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:41:52 -0400

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...:

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

I did not ever buy that hideous necklace! Why must everyone still persist in saying I did? It was designed for that DuBarry creature, and I always considered it utterly vulgar and terrible, and refused to have anything to do with it…

Or they could not harass me about anything,

It has been far too long since we last saw you, and you’ve missed your brother’s birthday!

yes, yes, I know. I’ve been…. busy. I’m sure it was great though, if you planned it

Too busy to see your own brother on his birthday?

It was a great day. We spent it with the children, just as he wanted, and he absolutely loved his gift.

Yes, well, I see him all the time, so… He’d understand. Either either way, he’d rather be with you and the kids than me, so it all worked out.

Well if you insist. We’ll be heading back to Versailles soon by the way, will you and your family be joining us?

The comtesse is already there, and I’ll be swinging by at the end of the week!

You bastard. You and your family ought to have been executed in 1830, for the public safety.

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:39:27 -0400

Your insults bore me. Come up with something more fantastic.

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:38:00 -0400

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...:

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

I did not ever buy that hideous necklace! Why must everyone still persist in saying I did? It was designed for that DuBarry creature, and I always considered it utterly vulgar and terrible, and refused to have anything to do with it…

Or they could not harass me about anything,

It has been far too long since we last saw you, and you’ve missed your brother’s birthday!

yes, yes, I know. I’ve been…. busy. I’m sure it was great though, if you planned it

Too busy to see your own brother on his birthday?

It was a great day. We spent it with the children, just as he wanted, and he absolutely loved his gift.

Yes, well, I see him all the time, so… He’d understand. Either either way, he’d rather be with you and the kids than me, so it all worked out.

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:32:51 -0400

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...:

madamelareine:

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

I did not ever buy that hideous necklace! Why must everyone still persist in saying I did? It was designed for that DuBarry creature, and I always considered it utterly vulgar and terrible, and refused to have anything to do with it…

Or they could not harass me about anything,

It has been far too long since we last saw you, and you’ve missed your brother’s birthday!

yes, yes, I know. I’ve been…. busy. I’m sure it was great though, if you planned it

madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that hideous necklace! Why must...

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:25:27 -0400

madamelareine:

llcooldartois:

madamelareine:

I did not ever buy that hideous necklace! Why must everyone still persist in saying I did? It was designed for that DuBarry creature, and I always considered it utterly vulgar and terrible, and refused to have anything to do with it multiple times!

Really? They’re dragging this out again? Ugh!

I know Artois, can you believe it?

And it IS good to see you again by the way, we’ve missed you!

They need to get something new to harass you about!

Yes! It’s fantastic to see you as well, Antoinette!

madamelareine: I did not ever buy that hideous necklace! Why must everyone still persist in saying...

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:21:41 -0400

madamelareine:

I did not ever buy that hideous necklace! Why must everyone still persist in saying I did? It was designed for that DuBarry creature, and I always considered it utterly vulgar and terrible, and refused to have anything to do with it multiple times!

Really? They’re dragging this out again? Ugh!

Hello Artois, I think I saw you in Paris recently. Next time, love, you need to stop by and say hello. ;)

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 00:10:31 -0400

oh god

really

you got a tumblr

that’s what i get for not coming on here often enough

UGH

"Provence is Louis XVI’s fat, useless jerk of a brother"

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 00:09:25 -0400

“Provence is Louis XVI’s fat, useless jerk of a brother”

- tinywaitress

So many truths in one post

Just dropping a quick line!

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 03:48:12 -0400

I should be officially “back” from Paris tomorrow evening!

True, I’ve been at Versailles for a few days, I was still sorting out affairs from behind it’s walls for my Parisian friend. But everything should be cleared up now!

what the hell is going on here

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 00:41:30 -0400

I go to Paris for half a week and everything is nuts when I come back.

What?!

Marie Antoinette, Queen of France and Navarre: I think it’s time that I turned in. If things are able to be arranged...

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 02:15:32 -0400

Marie Antoinette, Queen of France and Navarre: I think it’s time that I turned in. If things are able to be arranged...:

madamelareine:

I think it’s time that I turned in. If things are able to be arranged by then, sometime tomorrow my husband and I will be departing for St. Cloud for some time, to enjoy some peace and relaxation with our four childern.My darling friends the Princesse de Lamballe and the Duchesse de Polignac will…

good night Antoinette!

madamelareine: itslouisxvibitches: madamelareine: tinywaitress...

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 02:14:58 -0400

madamelareine:

itslouisxvibitches:

madamelareine:

tinywaitress:

Orson Welles as the most accurate looking Provence I have EVER seen in my life, in the movie Waterloo.

Now this is one of those rare cases where the movies get it right. This looks EXACTLY like my brother in law.

This is actually a bit frightening.

Isn’t it? I’ve never SEEN such a perfect likeness before. The casting person ought to be commended!

SO ACCURATE!

I'm growing very concerned. What is this business that you have in Paris?

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 02:12:32 -0400

Please, brother, it’s nothing to be concerned about. As I said in Antoinette’s question’s response, I’m helping a friend with personal and financial matters. She’s been put in a tight spot as of late, and I’m helping sort out her affairs.

Really, please don’t be worried for me.

Paris again? Oh Artois, do I even want to know? All right, but know we'll miss you dreadfully. I suppose your wife can stay behind with her sister then.

(And did you SEE that picture of Provence I found? It's perfectly dreadful)

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 02:10:18 -0400

Yes, Paris again, I’m afraid. It’s not nearly as scandalous as you all seem to think it is. I’m merely assisting one of my friends with personal and finacial matters. The same one as last time, mind you.

I’m not sure what my wife will be up to. She’s certainly not in Paris with me.

(NO! Now I must go see!)

motherfucking prince of the blood

If anything, Citoyen, you are a swine - a hog being fattened up for the slaughter. And, once the season for slaughtering comes - the People will dine on your roasted flesh.

Citoyen, I can no more do that, than I can declare myself to be in support of your hereditary tyranny. You are a Citoyen of France - and that is all you are qualified to be addressed as.

That, Citoyen, is not our style. We have modesty and virtue - something that you and your family are sadly lacking in. We do "lighten up" upon occasion - but not in the disgraceful, extravagant, debaucherous way that you do.

I see you've returned. Having fun in Paris again, were you?

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...

You bastard. You and your family ought to have been executed in 1830, for the public safety.

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...

motherfucking prince of the blood: madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that...

madamelareine: llcooldartois: madamelareine: I did not ever buy that hideous necklace! Why must...

madamelareine: I did not ever buy that hideous necklace! Why must everyone still persist in saying...

Hello Artois, I think I saw you in Paris recently. Next time, love, you need to stop by and say hello. ;)

"Provence is Louis XVI’s fat, useless jerk of a brother"

Just dropping a quick line!

what the hell is going on here

Marie Antoinette, Queen of France and Navarre: I think it’s time that I turned in. If things are able to be arranged...

madamelareine: itslouisxvibitches: madamelareine: tinywaitress...

I'm growing very concerned. What is this business that you have in Paris?

Paris again? Oh Artois, do I even want to know? All right, but know we'll miss you dreadfully. I suppose your wife can stay behind with her sister then. (And did you SEE that picture of Provence I found? It's perfectly dreadful)

Paris again? Oh Artois, do I even want to know? All right, but know we'll miss you dreadfully. I suppose your wife can stay behind with her sister then.

(And did you SEE that picture of Provence I found? It's perfectly dreadful)